Thursday, December 24, 2009

Songs From The Crystal Cave

Steven Seagal just re-released both his albums, Songs From The Crystal Cave and Mojo Priest. Many people don't realize, but Seagal is a member of the exclusive club of media crossovers and very talented individuals with the likes of Shaq and Master P. A-list celeb / tv and movie star extraordinaire, Musician, and Karate Master, Seagal is the man.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Collection of Awesome 80's Sports Team Rap Videos

Los Angeles Rams - Ram It

Miami Dolphins - Can't Touch Us

Los Angeles Lakers - Just Say No!

Chicago Bears - The Super Bowl Shuffle

Los Angeles Dodgers - Baseball Boogie

Los Angeles Raiders - Silver and Black Attack

San Francisco 49ers - We're The 49ers

Calgary Flames - Red Hot

Philidelphia Eagles - Buddy's Watchin' You

Liverpool FC - Anfield Rap

Cincinnati Bengals - Fear Da Tiger

Cincinnati Bengals - Who Dey Rap

Glasgow Diamonds - Diamond Rap

Portland Trail Blazers - Bust a Bucket

Dallas Coyboys - Dallas Cowboys Christmas

Seattle Seahawks - Cuz the Blue Wave is on a roll

Missouri Tigers - Cats From Ol' Mizzou

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Botflies (Bot Flies)

Remember this next time you visit Mexico or Central America. These botfly (bot fly) eggs were planted by a mosquito in Panama, but apparently botflies (bot flies) can also be found in Argentina, Brazil, Belize, Bolivia, Canada (Northern British Columbia), Southern Ontario, Chile, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, The coast of Ecuador, Guatemala, Honduras, Hungary, Mexico, New Zealand, Panama, Peru, several small countries in Africa and The United States also.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Value of

According to my dog website is worth $259,273

Monday, December 14, 2009

Old Skate Video

This is my skate video back from high school, some of the parts came from damaged tapes so they're a little messed up, and for some reason the slow motion got super choppy

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Time to Head Home

Guy Throws Up His Del Taco
So you had a bad day

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Guidette JWoww Plays Football

J-Woww Apparently Tried Out For the New York Majesty Lingerie Football Team

Jenni "JWoww" Farley of MTV's infamous Jershey Shore apparently tried out for the New York Majesty Lingerie Football Team back in May. Didn't see her on the roster, so i guess she didn't make the cut; or maybe she quit after finding a spot on Jershey Shore. See photo below, bottom left

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Fly Style

Doing it fly style

Flies doing it as seen in Newport Beach, 2002

Prediction: Jershey Shore Spinoff

Jershey Shore's Snookie Gets Snooked

Did mtv go too far?

I predict rather than pulling this, MTV gives the guy a spin-off series

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

80's Wrestling Was Tight

Doo Doo in the Pool

Good scene from Rob and Big Episode 301: Poop in the Pool. Rob has Drama go act like a turd burgling prowler and fake dump in the pool, when he arrives at the pool to dump Rob attacks him with the net gun. "Dumper!"

Monday, December 7, 2009

Driving in the Rain

Summer Cars and rain don't mix, the Winter Van would be much more appropriate

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Original Guido

Guido From Baywatch: Buzz Belmondo

Remember this guy, Buzz Belmondo who played Guido Torzini on Baywatch.

Cool Football Guy

Cool Football Fan
Saw this guy watching the New Orleans Washington game today.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Slap Chop Song is Awesome

Dont know if I'm behind the times on this, but this is awesome.

Please Don't Stop the Fist Pump

The fist pump is for sure the hottest dance move right now.

To all my friends, I don't want to dance with you anymore unless we're fist pumping.

"To those who don't know about fist pumping, you don't know jack. Guido fist pumping is the only form of dance accepted on the Jersey Shore. Pump your fist or go home lonely and cry your Guido eyes out."

A good Tutorial from

1. We'll start with the footwork. What you need to do is practice skipping in place. Imagine you're skipping forward -- much like a fairy or pixie -- but remain in place. You're doing what I call a "double tap," in time with the music, with each foot. As you begin to master this "double tap," try to put a bit of spring in your step, getting higher off the ground with each successive repetition.

2. Now, make fists with both hands. Touch your fists -- they should be about an inch apart -- to your forehead and keep them there. Your palms should be facing, and your thumbs and forefingers will be in contact with your head with the pinky side of your fists facing outward.

3. With your fists still touching your forehead, flare your elbows the same way a Guido would when he talks on his cellphone. Once your elbows are properly flared in true Guido fashion -- as far upward as you can possibly get them -- it's time to introduce proper Juicehead arm action.

4. Tilt your head back so your line of sight is at a forty-five degree angle upward. In other words, if you were to draw a straight line from ceiling to floor -- through your body -- your line of vision would form a forty-five degree angle to the segment of the line from your head upward, and a one-hundred thirty-five degree angle to the segment extending down to your feet. A useful verbal cue is to imagine you're staring at the goal on a regulation basketball backboard.

5. Extend -- I believe a more accurate term for this would be "pump" -- your arms in time to the music, aligning this extension precisely with the line of vision you've established. This is done by alternating the pumping arm. Left, right, left, right, and so on. At this point, it is advisable to continue holding your hands in a "fisted" position. Some advanced Guidos may choose to execute this pumping action with their hands forming a "hang loose" gesture, but this is a matter of preference.

6. It is imperative to remain "on beat." A good rule of thumb is contained in the following formula:

One "double tap" with feet = One fist pump

7. Facial expressions are crucial to the success of any Juicehead Dance. I know it's difficult to concentrate at first, but try to maintain this until the dance has ended.

8. Another important consideration is rigidity. Juicehead Guidos know they must remain in a rigid, flexed position at all times -- even when sleeping or eating -- and when you're doing their Juicehead Dance, you should follow suit. When you raise your arms, make absolutely certain to flex them as hard as you possibly can. And you must take care to maintain this rigidity throughout, remembering that time-tested Guido axiom:

Elasticity eradicates credibility

9. Now put it all together: the "double tap" skip, the head tilt, the facial posturing, and the alternating "pumping" and "flexing" of the arms. Hold it together until a visible sweat stain forms on the back of your hideously ugly pseudo-silk shirt, and you're there. Don't forget to grope someone's girlfriend, get in a fight, get thrown out, say stupid shit to the bouncers, and get arrested, and you, too, can be a dyed-in-the-wool New York Juicehead Guido.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Going Buck Wild on the Stove

Mike Miner's Amazing Dinner
So it's a pretty well known fact that I'm just about the best cook around, and tonight I took it to a whole new level. I'm trying to get rid of all my random food, so I invented a new unnamed dish.

- 1/2 can of chili (of course)
- 1 hot dog sliced into small pieces
- 1/2 cup of corn
- 2 eggs
- Tapatío Hot Sauce

Stove cook it in a pan until you get bored, smuther in hot sauce

Buy Mike Miner's Car!!!

I don't need my car anymore, I'll be travelling by UFO from now on, so I put the car up for sale today (not the summer car of course).

Mike Miner's 1998 Nissan Maxima For Sale

1998 Nissan Maxima GLE - $4000 (Orange, CA)

I like to be totally straightforward, the car has about 140,000 miles, it's not in excellent condition, but its not in terrible condition either. It's been in my family the whole time, I bought the car from my dad about 7 years ago. The car drives very well still, and shows no signs of slowing down. As always, the car is sold AS IS, however I'm disclosing the only problems I do know about below, nothing major. I love the car and would not be selling it if I didn't need the money. Please call me at 714-721-6649 with any questions or to arrange a showing. Thanks.

- Automatic V6 3.0L
- AM/FM/Tape/CD Bose System, head unit replaced 1 year ago
- Leather Seats
- AC
- Power Windows
- Power Doors
- Newer tires
- Newer rear brakes
- Tinted windows
- Spoiler

Known Problems
- Passenger seat automated mechanism does not move forward or back
- Needs new front brakes
- Some minor dings and scratches

From Kelly Blue Book
Free of any major defects.
Clean title history, the paints, body, and interior have only minor (if any) blemishes, and there are no major mechanical problems.
Little or no rust on this vehicle.
Tires match and have substantial tread wear left.
A "good" vehicle will need some reconditioning to be sold at retail.
Most consumer owned vehicles fall into this category.

Some mechanical or cosmetic defects and needs servicing but is still in reasonable running condition.
Clean title history, the paint, body and/or interior need work performed by a professional.
Tires may need to be replaced.
There may be some repairable rust damage.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Pat Hates Pigeons

Pat Hates Pigeons

Above is one of my favorite pictures of all time from Venice, Italy. What I learned from this trip was that my good friend Pat is a pigeon hater. He hates flying things in general I think...

This kid's love for pigeons makes up for it though
Kid Loves Pigeons

I ate Pigeon Soup once, it was aight

Catching A Chicken

Catching a chicken

Have you ever tried to catch a chicken? It's not easy. But... when you finally do, it's a great feeling.

Mike Miner caught a chicken

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Mobile Blog #1

Truck Painted to Look Like the Back Is Open
Saw this truck on the 5 freeway, its kind of hard to see, but the back is painted like its open and a bunch of shit is about to fall out. On the bottom left is a little dog, I bet that freaks people out all the time

We Need A New Holiday

We need more holidays in the United States. Maybe people wouldn't start celebrating Christmas the day after Thanksgiving if we had more. Plus, holidays get people to spend money, so it'll help the economy. Obama if you're reading this... more holidays please.

Survey Says...

Should Casey Beneville Grow His Hair Out?
Grow your hair out Butterville, its funnier that way

Monday, November 30, 2009

What Ever Happened to Bad Girls?

That show used to rule

Why Shaq Is the Best


Dance Moves



• Weighing over 300 lbs. is cool
• Standing 7 feet tall is cool
• 64,000 sq. ft. house is pretty cool

Shaquille O'neal's Monthly Expenses
- $24,300 on gas
- $17,220 on clothes
- $6,730 on laundry and dry cleaning
- $2,305 on pets
- $1,620 on music and magazines
- $1,495 on cable tv
- $22,190 on maids
- $156,116 on mortgages
- $31,299 on insurance
- $10,065 utilities
- $60,417 gifts
- $110,505 vacations

Check Out This Guys Weak Ass UFO

Weak Ass UFO Guy
Your UFO looks more like a hot tub, chump

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Cool Website: Funding Nemo

To all of you working in film, or trying to start your own business, check this out...

Friday, November 27, 2009

Der Babynator

Vin Diesel is Der Babynator
Some movie titles translate funny, Vin Diesel's "The Pacifier" in Spiez, Switzerland

Butterville Shines

Jones Soda releases some weird stuff. A few years ago I received a Thanksgiving Dinner set of 5 different flavors of Jones soda (all of them disgusting) as a Christmas Gift from my brother. This was the worst one, the Brussels Sprout soda. Being a nice roommate, I brought it home for Butterville. I don't know why hes wearing a bandanna.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving - A Place Where Pets Are Bought & Sold
Read more:

Check out the review of my pet website, and please vote for it.

Mike Miner is a Turkey Head

Wednesday, November 25, 2009


Found this neon "PARTY" sign in my 17 year old (at the time) brothers room one night when he was out. Don't know what happened to it or why he had it propped up facing the street from his window at my parents house, but that was the only time I ever saw it.

Good Old School Commercials

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Baltimora - Tarzan Boy

So I was thinking, someone needs to techno remix this song

I decided to do a little research and found a handful of remixes already out there. Most of them suck. This one is ok, but I think someone can do better. Tiesto if you're reading this... just saying

Top 10 Cities To Visit

Monday, November 23, 2009

Murals Are Cool

Some cool examples of murals in the living room at my old house

Artist: Pat Logan

Just For Colter


Google Image Search "mustache" page 8

My Dad Looks Like Famous People

Just Finished Building My UFO

This is how I roll now, notice its a convertible...

Thanks Warren


Recently I was going through the documents the previous owners left for me about my house. Most of what I found was decades old and trash, or complaint letters written to miscellaneous companies. This on the other hand is interesting...

Keep in mind I scanned the document and used OCR (Optical Character Recognition) to convert it to type. I fixed most of the errors on my own, but some probably snuck through, OCR is not as good as it should be yet.

The UFO (Flying saucer) has three basic engines, each doing a single job. They are called: (1) the basic pull motor, which pulls the rotor or “differential accumulator” (2) the main coil system, where the gravitational pull of the planet is nullified and (3) the directional magnets which are controlled by rheostats from the operator’s seat or cab of the saucer. The control magnets also give a change of polarity for lift off, change of direction, stopping and holding positions while above the planet’s surface. All three of the motors linked together give wonderous planetary and interstellar flight.

To download the full document in .pdf format click here

Sweet Furniture

It may have taken a few years, but with the help of Colter's craigslist research, a quick trip to San Diego in the summer car, and 120 bucks later I found it. I had been looking for this panther table for a long time, only place I could find it was in Chicago, and they wouldn't ship it. When it finally surfaced locally online, it came with a matching bonus lamp. Score!

Cool Bum Tricks

Saw this last New Years in San Francisco, a cat sleeping on top of a dog, and 2 rats sleeping on the cat. Oh bum

Underrated Destination: Hoover Dam, Nevada, United States

Recently I stopped by the Hoover Dam after one of my Vegas trips. I had 2 friends visiting from England who wanted to bundle a visit to the Grand Canyon in with their Vegas vacation, but of course you never plan for Vegas to be as intense as it is, so we dissolved our ambitions a bit and settled on the much closer Hoover Dam. To my surprise it was actually very cool, and it's pretty close to Las Vegas. Check it next time you're in Nevada.

Adobe Browser Lab
Very cool if you make websites and care about cross browser compatibility, shows you a screen cap for each browser and OS. Thanks Mary

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Butterville Quote

"You know uh... yeah you knowa...... that didnt make any sense" -Casey

Ankles Suck

Ankle injury from basketball, New Years Day 2006

And again in early 2009

Thanks for the ice mom