Monday, November 30, 2009

What Ever Happened to Bad Girls?

That show used to rule

Why Shaq Is the Best


Dance Moves



• Weighing over 300 lbs. is cool
• Standing 7 feet tall is cool
• 64,000 sq. ft. house is pretty cool

Shaquille O'neal's Monthly Expenses
- $24,300 on gas
- $17,220 on clothes
- $6,730 on laundry and dry cleaning
- $2,305 on pets
- $1,620 on music and magazines
- $1,495 on cable tv
- $22,190 on maids
- $156,116 on mortgages
- $31,299 on insurance
- $10,065 utilities
- $60,417 gifts
- $110,505 vacations

Check Out This Guys Weak Ass UFO

Weak Ass UFO Guy
Your UFO looks more like a hot tub, chump

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Cool Website: Funding Nemo

To all of you working in film, or trying to start your own business, check this out...

Friday, November 27, 2009

Der Babynator

Vin Diesel is Der Babynator
Some movie titles translate funny, Vin Diesel's "The Pacifier" in Spiez, Switzerland

Butterville Shines

Jones Soda releases some weird stuff. A few years ago I received a Thanksgiving Dinner set of 5 different flavors of Jones soda (all of them disgusting) as a Christmas Gift from my brother. This was the worst one, the Brussels Sprout soda. Being a nice roommate, I brought it home for Butterville. I don't know why hes wearing a bandanna.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving - A Place Where Pets Are Bought & Sold
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Check out the review of my pet website, and please vote for it.

Mike Miner is a Turkey Head

Wednesday, November 25, 2009


Found this neon "PARTY" sign in my 17 year old (at the time) brothers room one night when he was out. Don't know what happened to it or why he had it propped up facing the street from his window at my parents house, but that was the only time I ever saw it.

Good Old School Commercials

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Baltimora - Tarzan Boy

So I was thinking, someone needs to techno remix this song

I decided to do a little research and found a handful of remixes already out there. Most of them suck. This one is ok, but I think someone can do better. Tiesto if you're reading this... just saying

Top 10 Cities To Visit

Monday, November 23, 2009

Murals Are Cool

Some cool examples of murals in the living room at my old house

Artist: Pat Logan

Just For Colter


Google Image Search "mustache" page 8

My Dad Looks Like Famous People

Just Finished Building My UFO

This is how I roll now, notice its a convertible...

Thanks Warren


Recently I was going through the documents the previous owners left for me about my house. Most of what I found was decades old and trash, or complaint letters written to miscellaneous companies. This on the other hand is interesting...

Keep in mind I scanned the document and used OCR (Optical Character Recognition) to convert it to type. I fixed most of the errors on my own, but some probably snuck through, OCR is not as good as it should be yet.

The UFO (Flying saucer) has three basic engines, each doing a single job. They are called: (1) the basic pull motor, which pulls the rotor or “differential accumulator” (2) the main coil system, where the gravitational pull of the planet is nullified and (3) the directional magnets which are controlled by rheostats from the operator’s seat or cab of the saucer. The control magnets also give a change of polarity for lift off, change of direction, stopping and holding positions while above the planet’s surface. All three of the motors linked together give wonderous planetary and interstellar flight.

To download the full document in .pdf format click here

Sweet Furniture

It may have taken a few years, but with the help of Colter's craigslist research, a quick trip to San Diego in the summer car, and 120 bucks later I found it. I had been looking for this panther table for a long time, only place I could find it was in Chicago, and they wouldn't ship it. When it finally surfaced locally online, it came with a matching bonus lamp. Score!

Cool Bum Tricks

Saw this last New Years in San Francisco, a cat sleeping on top of a dog, and 2 rats sleeping on the cat. Oh bum

Underrated Destination: Hoover Dam, Nevada, United States

Recently I stopped by the Hoover Dam after one of my Vegas trips. I had 2 friends visiting from England who wanted to bundle a visit to the Grand Canyon in with their Vegas vacation, but of course you never plan for Vegas to be as intense as it is, so we dissolved our ambitions a bit and settled on the much closer Hoover Dam. To my surprise it was actually very cool, and it's pretty close to Las Vegas. Check it next time you're in Nevada.

Adobe Browser Lab
Very cool if you make websites and care about cross browser compatibility, shows you a screen cap for each browser and OS. Thanks Mary

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Butterville Quote

"You know uh... yeah you knowa...... that didnt make any sense" -Casey

Ankles Suck

Ankle injury from basketball, New Years Day 2006

And again in early 2009

Thanks for the ice mom


Pretty Radical...

More photos of Kiev and Chernobyl/Pripyat on my flickr page, click this link Ukraine Photos

Hot and Ready

How great is Little Caesers? Dominos has nothing on Lil' Caeser's Hot and Ready, 30 seconds in and out delicious pizza for 6 bucks including tax.

Do All Racoons Smell?

So I was bringing some firewood into the backyard last night and noticed a racoon digging in my planter about 10 feet away. It smelled SO bad, even from 10 feet away.

Pretty sure he was going after the giant maggot things I discovered and slaughtered 2 weeks ago

My Head Hurts

My Head Hurts

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Mad Style: 4th Of July

Thanks to Doc B Butterville and Tomasucky for making good decisions year after year on 4th of July. This is what happens when you put 9? or 16? mortars in tubes that dont fit right and light them at the same time.

I'm Out

I leave you with this fine gentleman from Turkey

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Death Race 2009

Wed November 18, Lunchtime
Driving down Culver Blvd. we pass an accident on the other side of the road, single car, flipped onto sidewalk, driver side bashed in, pedestrians trying to help get driver out, no emergency vehicles present yet

Thur November 19, After Work
Driving home on 5 North, other side of freeway, car on its side in fast lane, pedestrians running around on the freeway, traffic at a stand, no emergency vehicle present

Fri November 20, After Work
Driving home on 55 North, slow lane, multi-car collision, rear wheels of SUV resting on the hood of a sedan, other vehicles involved in front and behind, no emergency vehicles present