Thursday, December 24, 2009

Songs From The Crystal Cave

Steven Seagal just re-released both his albums, Songs From The Crystal Cave and Mojo Priest. Many people don't realize, but Seagal is a member of the exclusive club of media crossovers and very talented individuals with the likes of Shaq and Master P. A-list celeb / tv and movie star extraordinaire, Musician, and Karate Master, Seagal is the man.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Collection of Awesome 80's Sports Team Rap Videos

Los Angeles Rams - Ram It

Miami Dolphins - Can't Touch Us

Los Angeles Lakers - Just Say No!

Chicago Bears - The Super Bowl Shuffle

Los Angeles Dodgers - Baseball Boogie

Los Angeles Raiders - Silver and Black Attack

San Francisco 49ers - We're The 49ers

Calgary Flames - Red Hot

Philidelphia Eagles - Buddy's Watchin' You

Liverpool FC - Anfield Rap

Cincinnati Bengals - Fear Da Tiger

Cincinnati Bengals - Who Dey Rap

Glasgow Diamonds - Diamond Rap

Portland Trail Blazers - Bust a Bucket

Dallas Coyboys - Dallas Cowboys Christmas

Seattle Seahawks - Cuz the Blue Wave is on a roll

Missouri Tigers - Cats From Ol' Mizzou

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Botflies (Bot Flies)

Remember this next time you visit Mexico or Central America. These botfly (bot fly) eggs were planted by a mosquito in Panama, but apparently botflies (bot flies) can also be found in Argentina, Brazil, Belize, Bolivia, Canada (Northern British Columbia), Southern Ontario, Chile, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, The coast of Ecuador, Guatemala, Honduras, Hungary, Mexico, New Zealand, Panama, Peru, several small countries in Africa and The United States also.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Value of

According to my dog website is worth $259,273

Monday, December 14, 2009

Old Skate Video

This is my skate video back from high school, some of the parts came from damaged tapes so they're a little messed up, and for some reason the slow motion got super choppy

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Time to Head Home

Guy Throws Up His Del Taco
So you had a bad day

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Guidette JWoww Plays Football

J-Woww Apparently Tried Out For the New York Majesty Lingerie Football Team

Jenni "JWoww" Farley of MTV's infamous Jershey Shore apparently tried out for the New York Majesty Lingerie Football Team back in May. Didn't see her on the roster, so i guess she didn't make the cut; or maybe she quit after finding a spot on Jershey Shore. See photo below, bottom left

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Fly Style

Doing it fly style

Flies doing it as seen in Newport Beach, 2002

Prediction: Jershey Shore Spinoff

Jershey Shore's Snookie Gets Snooked

Did mtv go too far?

I predict rather than pulling this, MTV gives the guy a spin-off series

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

80's Wrestling Was Tight

Doo Doo in the Pool

Good scene from Rob and Big Episode 301: Poop in the Pool. Rob has Drama go act like a turd burgling prowler and fake dump in the pool, when he arrives at the pool to dump Rob attacks him with the net gun. "Dumper!"

Monday, December 7, 2009

Driving in the Rain

Summer Cars and rain don't mix, the Winter Van would be much more appropriate

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Original Guido

Guido From Baywatch: Buzz Belmondo

Remember this guy, Buzz Belmondo who played Guido Torzini on Baywatch.

Cool Football Guy

Cool Football Fan
Saw this guy watching the New Orleans Washington game today.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Slap Chop Song is Awesome

Dont know if I'm behind the times on this, but this is awesome.

Please Don't Stop the Fist Pump

The fist pump is for sure the hottest dance move right now.

To all my friends, I don't want to dance with you anymore unless we're fist pumping.

"To those who don't know about fist pumping, you don't know jack. Guido fist pumping is the only form of dance accepted on the Jersey Shore. Pump your fist or go home lonely and cry your Guido eyes out."

A good Tutorial from

1. We'll start with the footwork. What you need to do is practice skipping in place. Imagine you're skipping forward -- much like a fairy or pixie -- but remain in place. You're doing what I call a "double tap," in time with the music, with each foot. As you begin to master this "double tap," try to put a bit of spring in your step, getting higher off the ground with each successive repetition.

2. Now, make fists with both hands. Touch your fists -- they should be about an inch apart -- to your forehead and keep them there. Your palms should be facing, and your thumbs and forefingers will be in contact with your head with the pinky side of your fists facing outward.

3. With your fists still touching your forehead, flare your elbows the same way a Guido would when he talks on his cellphone. Once your elbows are properly flared in true Guido fashion -- as far upward as you can possibly get them -- it's time to introduce proper Juicehead arm action.

4. Tilt your head back so your line of sight is at a forty-five degree angle upward. In other words, if you were to draw a straight line from ceiling to floor -- through your body -- your line of vision would form a forty-five degree angle to the segment of the line from your head upward, and a one-hundred thirty-five degree angle to the segment extending down to your feet. A useful verbal cue is to imagine you're staring at the goal on a regulation basketball backboard.

5. Extend -- I believe a more accurate term for this would be "pump" -- your arms in time to the music, aligning this extension precisely with the line of vision you've established. This is done by alternating the pumping arm. Left, right, left, right, and so on. At this point, it is advisable to continue holding your hands in a "fisted" position. Some advanced Guidos may choose to execute this pumping action with their hands forming a "hang loose" gesture, but this is a matter of preference.

6. It is imperative to remain "on beat." A good rule of thumb is contained in the following formula:

One "double tap" with feet = One fist pump

7. Facial expressions are crucial to the success of any Juicehead Dance. I know it's difficult to concentrate at first, but try to maintain this until the dance has ended.

8. Another important consideration is rigidity. Juicehead Guidos know they must remain in a rigid, flexed position at all times -- even when sleeping or eating -- and when you're doing their Juicehead Dance, you should follow suit. When you raise your arms, make absolutely certain to flex them as hard as you possibly can. And you must take care to maintain this rigidity throughout, remembering that time-tested Guido axiom:

Elasticity eradicates credibility

9. Now put it all together: the "double tap" skip, the head tilt, the facial posturing, and the alternating "pumping" and "flexing" of the arms. Hold it together until a visible sweat stain forms on the back of your hideously ugly pseudo-silk shirt, and you're there. Don't forget to grope someone's girlfriend, get in a fight, get thrown out, say stupid shit to the bouncers, and get arrested, and you, too, can be a dyed-in-the-wool New York Juicehead Guido.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Going Buck Wild on the Stove

Mike Miner's Amazing Dinner
So it's a pretty well known fact that I'm just about the best cook around, and tonight I took it to a whole new level. I'm trying to get rid of all my random food, so I invented a new unnamed dish.

- 1/2 can of chili (of course)
- 1 hot dog sliced into small pieces
- 1/2 cup of corn
- 2 eggs
- Tapatío Hot Sauce

Stove cook it in a pan until you get bored, smuther in hot sauce

Buy Mike Miner's Car!!!

I don't need my car anymore, I'll be travelling by UFO from now on, so I put the car up for sale today (not the summer car of course).

Mike Miner's 1998 Nissan Maxima For Sale

1998 Nissan Maxima GLE - $4000 (Orange, CA)

I like to be totally straightforward, the car has about 140,000 miles, it's not in excellent condition, but its not in terrible condition either. It's been in my family the whole time, I bought the car from my dad about 7 years ago. The car drives very well still, and shows no signs of slowing down. As always, the car is sold AS IS, however I'm disclosing the only problems I do know about below, nothing major. I love the car and would not be selling it if I didn't need the money. Please call me at 714-721-6649 with any questions or to arrange a showing. Thanks.

- Automatic V6 3.0L
- AM/FM/Tape/CD Bose System, head unit replaced 1 year ago
- Leather Seats
- AC
- Power Windows
- Power Doors
- Newer tires
- Newer rear brakes
- Tinted windows
- Spoiler

Known Problems
- Passenger seat automated mechanism does not move forward or back
- Needs new front brakes
- Some minor dings and scratches

From Kelly Blue Book
Free of any major defects.
Clean title history, the paints, body, and interior have only minor (if any) blemishes, and there are no major mechanical problems.
Little or no rust on this vehicle.
Tires match and have substantial tread wear left.
A "good" vehicle will need some reconditioning to be sold at retail.
Most consumer owned vehicles fall into this category.

Some mechanical or cosmetic defects and needs servicing but is still in reasonable running condition.
Clean title history, the paint, body and/or interior need work performed by a professional.
Tires may need to be replaced.
There may be some repairable rust damage.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Pat Hates Pigeons

Pat Hates Pigeons

Above is one of my favorite pictures of all time from Venice, Italy. What I learned from this trip was that my good friend Pat is a pigeon hater. He hates flying things in general I think...

This kid's love for pigeons makes up for it though
Kid Loves Pigeons

I ate Pigeon Soup once, it was aight

Catching A Chicken

Catching a chicken

Have you ever tried to catch a chicken? It's not easy. But... when you finally do, it's a great feeling.

Mike Miner caught a chicken

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Mobile Blog #1

Truck Painted to Look Like the Back Is Open
Saw this truck on the 5 freeway, its kind of hard to see, but the back is painted like its open and a bunch of shit is about to fall out. On the bottom left is a little dog, I bet that freaks people out all the time

We Need A New Holiday

We need more holidays in the United States. Maybe people wouldn't start celebrating Christmas the day after Thanksgiving if we had more. Plus, holidays get people to spend money, so it'll help the economy. Obama if you're reading this... more holidays please.

Survey Says...

Should Casey Beneville Grow His Hair Out?
Grow your hair out Butterville, its funnier that way